Refute Newton

I think I have conceived an interesting idea for all people who feel quite overwhelmed with the weight of the world and their problems. It consists in refuting Newton and Copernicus, but shit, let's do it.

It is very easy and you only need imagination. First of all concentrate on your legs while walking. Now think of the following three things:

1. You are not really moving your body (it is just an impression.) You are moving earth with your feet.

2. If you are going home, it is not that you move your body towards it, you are just dragging it back to you.

3. Only you can do it... (other people can't; they would tear the earth apart if they did.)

Well... Do You feel more powerful?